Keeping up with the tradition of 'The Greatest Summer Ever,' my return to the nurturing bosom of the Pacific Northwest was marked with hugs, comicbooks, and a startling game of 'Would You Rather' that ended when Jack announced that he'd swim fifteen yards 'underwater' through the 'seed' of President Ron Thomas. This, of course, was preceeded with Lindsey and I confirming that we'd take a shot of the very same 'seed,' and Jack's derisive laughter.
'The Greatest Summer Ever Kickoff Party: Boston' laid waste to each and every meager attempt to stylishly open the summer. After a day of candlepin bowling and breaking Joel's Dunkin' Donuts hymen, we headed out in dapper attire for a formal dinner and a night out on the town. By 3am, we'd conquered three pubs including the Squealing Pig, downed a Scorpion Bowl and Prairie Fires, and finished the night off with a Guiness at J.J. Foley's deep in the heart of Southie.
With an equal style and elegance, the weekend continued to rise above everyone's expectations. From braving the backseat of the Duck Tour in the pouring rain, to dodging crowds of pubescent Asians at Boston Bowl, it seems the best summation of the weekend came from a young Irishman at J.J. Foley's: "If you talk to this girl here, you could take her home with you tonight."
Now, just as soon as Joel actually gets me the pictures, I'll be creating my list of 'Kickoff Party: Weekend Highlights.'
After a short hiatus, the Interweb Extravaganza is back in action.
As was discussed between Johnny 'Formerly of the Basement' Tribbia and myself, it seems more than fitting to add a secondary title to the 'Greatest Summer Ever,' which will now also be known as the 'Endless Summer.' These titles will, of course, be interchangeable, and their use shall be determined by the context of the surrounding dialogue.
For instance, when discussing any number of the facts that I've already mentioned as reasons for the original title, and for further mentioning things that are specific to this summer, the moniker 'Greatest Summer' shall be used.
Example: "Living at home with my parents this July during the Birthday Triforce is an excellent way to experience 'The Greatest Summer Ever.'"
Now, on the other hand, say perhaps I'm commenting on an aspect of this summer that can be carried further into life. Here, the use of 'Endless Summer' is more appropriate.
Example: "Living at home is a great way to save rent. My move there next week will be an excellent way to kick off the 'Endless Summer' festivities."
I think that's pretty straitforeward.
It is with great enthusiasm and joy, then, that I declare "The Greatest Summer Ever" is off to a brilliant start. Rising from the ashes of oppressive and evil textbooks on Monday night, the summer kicked off with s'mores and an affirming high five from Johnny as he drank a glass of water at the kitchen table. Later in the week, on Wednesday night, Lindsey and I gave in to some of our most primitive desires and headed for From the Bayou, where we devoured the spicy ambrosia; the nectar of cajun Gods.
With the speed of a 747, the 'Greatest Summer Ever' events shifted coasts with Joel and I as we met with Andrew at midnight Friday morning in the fair metropolis of Manchester, New Hampshire. After brief hugs and a brisk walk to the car, our travel continued for nearly four more hours when we succesfully mis-navigated, driving an hour north on I-93 and ending up going halfway to Canada. Upon discovering our mistake, Drew was promptly ribbed and chastized and Joel satiated his hunger with 'The Greatest Egg-Salad Sandwich Ever' that he purchased at the gas station where Route 140 crosses I-93.
Indeed, I can think of no way more fitting in which to begin the 'Greatest Summer' celebrations. I do realize, however, that there may be other, more feeble attempts to carry on in the same way that we have. I therefore encourage you all to share with me your stories, thereby enriching everyone's experience of the 'Greatest Summer.'
In the meantime, I've got a celebration to attend to. I'll be back in a few days with pictures and stories to amaze and delight.
With Octobor Fun Week finally passed, it seems that the mundanity of adult life is back upon us. In apropriately nostalgic form, then, I'd like to share with you a few of the more life-altering moments from the last ten days.
Friday, April 23 - Stumbled upon Matt's description of October Fun Week, felt the warm tingle of life coursing through veins again. Ate pizza.
Saturday, April 24 - Woke up, worked with shower temp, thought 'Life is Good.' Began chronicling the arduous and yet satisfying journey of the Manestary. Re-lit Mandle. Drank on a boat.
Sunday, April 25 - Contemplated 'Greatest Summer Ever'. Left work early.
Monday, April 26 - At breakfast, facilitated discussion on OFW. The vitality of Sock'em-Boppers sinks in.
Tuesday, April 27 - Suffered The Wrath of Maura in Ed class. Skipped meeting with Geometry Prof/Tool in retaliation
Wednesday, April 28 - Slept 'til 11am . . . after going to bed at 11pm.
Thursday, April 29 - Saw Mirah. Heard Mirah. Creamed jeans. Embraced Jack.
Friday, April 30 - Built Anti-Gravity Machine. Celebrated last Friday of College with barbeque. Drank. Watched Jack ace Ganondorf with a single heart left. Creamed jeans.
Saturday, May 1 - Rode bikes with Johnny. Hit on middle-schoolers with Johnny. Watched Futurama.
Sunday, May 2 - Lamented passing of OFW. Celebrated passing of OFW.
Addendum - Monday, May 3 - Woke up to find Bernard's uplifting words on site. Worked with shower temp, thought 'Life is Good.' Recieved email from Peter in France, where he's known as Petehr, exclaiming the sincere interest in becoming involved in 'Greatest Summer Ever'. Finished Geometry for year. Began post.
