Inadvertently, Alec helped me with my new years lists. He was telling me about the evils of listening to Dave Matthews when he revealed a partial list of singers he dislikes. After some short prodding, he gave me his difinitive list of his most hated voices in music . . .
Alec Morrison's Top Ten Worst Voices in the World:
10) Michael Stipe
9) Bono - especially in the song 'Elevation.' To quote Alec, "It just makes me want to kill people . . . and myself."
8) Sting
7) Van Morrison
6) Barbara Streisand
5) Dave Matthews
4) John Mayer
3) Phil Collins
2) Olu Dara - "Mostly because Dad sings it so badly."
And the number one Most Annoying Voice in the World
1) Macy Gray
There you have it, strait from the horses mouth.
OK, I can agree with most of those. I'd even consolidate Dave and Mayer into number 5, seeing as how John Mayer has a major vocal hard-on for Dave, and then I'd add Britney Spears or someone.
But Alec, man, Van Morrison??? You crazy. Seriously. He's even got the same last name! You should feel awesome simply by association.
Posted by: jackattack at December 24, 2003 2:01 PM