What's Andy Cooking?

Like I was saying about Doris and Lenny:

Lenny - "Hey, have I shown you my Christmas tie!? It plays music and glows!"

He presses it and Santas nose flashes while christmas tunes are sounded from a little MIDI speaker within the tie.

Maria - "Haha! That's so great!" Turning to Doris, "I'll bet that get's pretty annoying. Does he wear that at home?"

Doris - "No. He doesn't wear anything at home, and that's pretty annoying!"

I cheesed it up a bit. You get the point though, or my name's not Andy Morrison!