Well, I began typing a listed explanation of why I've been gone so long, but I figured that's probably as boring to read as it is to type. Let me just say this: for the last five days I've been nearly the sickest I can remember. That includes fever, aches, congestion to the point that my snot is now bloody, and the ability to run most food through my system in less than an hour. In other words, I didn't do much more this weekend than lay on a couch and watch movies (some really bad ones too).
Now I'm still not totally back up to steam, yet I've got a ten-page research paper to start for Thursday. I'm also around four (about to become five) assignments behind in Quantum.
Anyone who says that college is the best time of a person's life should be shot.
On a random note, I saw the movie that I've taken this entry title from a while ago with Jack (did I mention this already?). It was pretty awesome to see The Rock face off against Christopher Walken, and even better to see C.W. relate his pain to that of having a tooth stolen before the tooth fairy can come and give him a quarter.
If any of this doesn't make sense, I hope to be back on my toes in a few days, and then I may have the ability to clarify.