I'm making up for lost time with a concentration of posts.
Last night at the always prestigious Wine Club, it came to my attention that small-town Minnesota has become a breeding ground for teenage prostitution. It appears that the young ladies find the state "so cold in the winter, that there's nothing else to do." As one man put it: with such a concentration of Lutherans, where else are you going to find so many blonde, pale-skinned teenys who hate the cold enough to whore their bodies away?
For my part, it would seem as though this could be a statewide response to the depressing fact that Jesse The Body is no longer governor.