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New Internet

We finally have internet running in our house now. That means you can expect more consistent updates from now on. Whether I'll have anything worthwhile to say or not is another story.

Yesterday saw the heated debate as to the worthiness of calling ahead to The Cellar when all your ordering is a milkshake. Jared was stupidly trying to convince me that it needs to be done, while it was my insightful opinion that milkshakes are quick enough to wait for on the spot. If you want a pizza or cheesesticks in a timely manner, that's another story. I just can't justify the effort to pick up the phone for a shake that's made in thirty seconds anyway.

The new tandem bike has been a huge hit around campus. Everytime I ride by, the Freshmen get big sheepish grins as though they're embarrased for me. Mark and I are contemplating buffing it up so we can start trying crazy stunts with it. Like double Evil Knevils. Only without the motor.


Comments


thirty seconds? more like 30 minutes.
ass.

Posted by: your mom at August 28, 2003 12:27 PM

Now, if you ride a tandem bike with someone, doesn't that make you gay? I bet all those freshman that see you are like, "man, those guys are so gay." or "have some decency you extremely gay couple." or perhaps, "that's gross, cover your eyes honey."

Posted by: E1st at August 28, 2003 3:57 PM

Perhaps I should describe the situation better. The bike is probably from 1970-something. It's a bright yellow Schwinn that creaks loudly as you ride it. It definately has that 'held together by the rust' feel to it.

I'm pretty confidant that all this, plus the fact that I never hold hands or wear matching outfits if I do ride with another guy, keeps the whole scenario from looking too flaming.

Posted by: Andy at August 28, 2003 9:40 PM