Check this out. Now there's a "conservative alternative to Ben and Jerry's," as I know many of us have been anticipating for a long time now. It seems that someone with some means to mass produce ice cream finally realized that B & J were showing too much support for small-scale farming, the global environment, general social betterment, and the like. Instead of pouring our hard earned money into useless causes such as these, we now have an ice cream that puts our money where it counts: the US Military!
That's right, and not only do ten percent of the profits go towards the men and women of the US Armed Forces, but we also get to help maintain such creative flavors as "School Prayerleens and Creme," "'I Hate the French' Vanilla," and "Gun Nut."
Take that Cherry Garcia! I'm just glad I have a new ice cream cause to stand behind that's NOT helping to put new, safe playgrounds in my neighborhood. ZING!
Boo!! : one of Ben and Jerry's associates
Whoop!! : a cause that I can really stand behind