I've spent the last few hours now putzing around with the site and haven't made any real changes, but I do feel a bit more in the know with .css stuff. I'm shutting down for now though. Bernard has promised to show me how he makes his infamous 'fatcakes' tonight. Their like pancakes, only bigger and fried as far as I can tell. He says they're good for keeping your skin from drying out in the hot African desert, or something like that.
Incidentally, Bernard has many anecdotes involving 'what happens to you while in Africa' that are quite amuzing. Stuff about aligators being thrown in trees by elephants and snakes spitting full cow skeletons at you while you walk past. It seems Africa is overun by animals that pose a risk to any person uninformed of the perils. "Don't laugh big Andy, this is serious stuff!" Who knows, maybe this will all help me if I ever get out to visit him in Botswana.